Misrepresenting

Neighbour, pointing at my RSAF shorts:
You’re in the Air Force?

Me:
No, I’m not. I got these because they’re cheap. Plus, they come with 5 pockets. Swoon.

Neighbour:
But you must be very sporty then.

Me:
Nope, just very cheap. I haven’t run any faster or broken any sound barriers since I bought these shorts…

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